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You know my icon? The one of a blonde chick drawn anime style with a "Hathor" by it? Well, it's from a fic with lots and lots of cameos, by the Mellon Chronicle Girls.

Hathor has just made her first chapter, and given Aragorn headache pills. With caffiene in. Cuz my character turned up with a bag with various "stuff" in it (I left it to the authors discretion) and a repliuca of the One Ring. I feel SO proud. YAAAAAY me! So, in honour, I am copying and pasting it in.... (all credit to Lori, btw)

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"How long have you been here?" Hathor said, playing with the replica of the one ring around her neck.

"Long enough, besides I am the quiet protector of Legolas, keeping himself, and monitoring his actions from my starship until a malfunction caused me to crash in the woods, right before the orc battle."

"That’s a marysue plot if I every heard one." Songbird said fixing her radiant auburn hair so it stopped falling into her luscious green eyes.

"Like showing up in middle earth in just a bikini isn’t asking for a little action!" Allie said, as she downed another sugar packet.

"I was swimming at the beach!" Songbird protested.

"Yea right, then why is your hair nice and dry!" Lauriena said running her finger though her hair, still wet from her short dip in the river.

"Could you guys be quiet!" Aragorn yelled, rubbing his aching head.

"Yea guys the poor man got knocked out trying to protect us!" Amatyulare yelled at the group. Who just all shook their heads and sat down around the fire. Legolas started moving further and further back as he found most of the group to trying and sit next to him. Hathor finally gave up her movements and sat down close to the fire, where Amatyulara, Trin and Lauriena where all mooning over the wounded Aragorn.

"I’m sorry I don’t have anything to give you for your head." Lauriena said leaning onto the wounded ranger.

"why don’t you just leave the poor man alone" Amatyulare said moving in-between Lauriena and Aragorn.

"I have some pain pills if you want them, they should help with your headache." Hathor said reaching into her bag and handing Aragorn two pills. Aragorn took the pills even though he had his doubt about these strange girls, but even if they where poisonous, death or feverish dreams of orcs where better than this nightmare. He down them with water and sat down between his brother’s who happen to be cleaning their weapons while eyeing Derry.

~~*~~

Aragorn could feel his headache start to clear and the aches of the battle fade, maybe those girls did know something about medic, or at least that one girl with the ring around her neck did. There was something strange about the ring she wore, but he couldn’t seem to place it right now. It was ok though everything was ok right now, he felt like he was thinking a thousand thoughts per second.

~~*~~

Off it the distance they heard a slash followed by a girl crying out for help.

"Not another one!" Legolas groaned who had Imire sitting on his lap, Allie draped along his back, and Songbird leaning on one leg.

"I’ll get her!" Aragorn yelled out hopping to his feet and running off in the direction of the river, almost skipping and singing to himself. "I’m off to save some girl, Some silly annoying girl. I know she is annoying girl; cause all these girl have been."

"What did you give him?" Elladan asked as he watched his brother disappear from view.

"Just some pain pills I had in my bag," Hathor said, pulling out the bottle. "opps" she said as she read the label.

"What do you mean opps?" Elladan said, in full protective older brother mode.

"Well, you see, I thought it was… but it wasn’t…" Hathor said, backpedaling into Cerayak who grabbed the bottle out of her hands.

"Midol, you gave him Midol!" Cerayak yelled out.

"Well it worked to get rid of the headache," Hathor said sheepishly.

"It shouldn’t really hurt him, I mean I know guys don’t… but you know it’s not gonna make him have one."

"What are you talking about?" Elladan said as Legolas escaped the girls that where flocking him and went to go check on Aragorn.

"Nothing, it will be fine, I’m sure… there has to be another reason" Hathor mumbled, trying to escape Elladan deadly glare.

"I know what it is," Allie said as she downed another sugar packet. "Caffeine!" Everyone turned to look at the bouncing seventeen year old. "Midol has caffeine in it… look at the ingredient list." Allie said as she produced a can of cherry coke and began drinking it.

"She’s right," Cerayak said reading the label. "pain reliever enhancer, caffeine"

"A magical substance!" Allie cried out, the sugar and cola starting to take effect as she flipped her flag up into the air.

"So how long with this caffeine effect him?"

"You mean how long until he stops acting like her," Hathor said, pointing to Allie who was still throwing her flag up in the air and was now providing the action with sound effects.

"Yea,"

"Few hours," the group replied, all being very well versed in the effects of caffeine.

Just then a soaking wet Aragorn came skipping back into camp carrying a girl in a white dress that had become see through when it got wet in the river. "look what I found!" Aragorn said, dropping Mithrillian on the ground so the twins got a good view of her days of the week underwear she had one under the dress. "And she has the neatest bow, oh where did that go?" Aragorn said, "must have left it with Legolas." He muttered, talking so fast the twins could barely understand him. He went running back into the woods. Leaving the twins with the hoard of girls. The newest one, Mithrillian, quickly reajusted her long eyelashes, which on closer inspection the twins saw where made out of rabbit fur. She stood up reajusted her dress, and smoothed out her fake elf ears that had started to come off in the river. Aragorn came back out of the woods, dragging Legolas behind him.

"See isn’t this just the neatest bow ever,"

"Aragorn" Legolas muttered trying to stop the ranger’s endless babbling

"I mean it has such cravings, and cool designs," Aragorn just continued one not noticing his friend trying to get his attention.

"Strider," Legolas said again, more anoied.

"I want one just like it someday." Aragorn continued on, not pausing even to take a breath.

"Estel, shut-up" Elrohir yelled, tired of listening to his brother’s endless rambling.

*********

I have a whole paragrpah (sorta) dedicated to moi. WAHEY!

"Remember by name, FAME! I'm gonna live forever.... I'm gonna leanr to fly HIGH!"

(Guess what sonf we had for the choreo competition last time?)

I'm such a publicity whore.

Speaking of such, I was on Rock FM last night! DJ was asking to text in with your favourite film, so I texted in with "Lord of the Rings! Say hi to all the Lord of the Rings nerds, like me! Luv Colleen from Ormskirk." He read it out. This makes three radio references... all to do with SF so far, thats a little worrying.

Ah well.

Namarie! ~Hathy_Col~
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