hathycol | Aug. 17th, 2004

I have been sorted into Hufflepuff afterall, despite a last minute surge of Ravenclaw voting.

Well, I always did like badgers.

At any rate, it looks as though it should be fun. I'm all for the elitism. Now I just need to be allowed into the actual community... ah, the joys of elitism.

I am somewhat annoyed. I was expected to sleep like the dead last night, and I just didn't. I did have some weird dreams, and I suspect they were wasted on me, as I can name at least five people who would like these dreams. I dreamt about Johnny Depp. Not in that way. It was a weird combination of Atlantis and Johnny Depp. I was on a ship that suddenly sank to a big community underwater, and I was seperated from all my friends. Except suddenly Lirael turned up, hugged me, and we went looking for other survivors of the crash. Except we needed to be detained. And we didn't want to be. So we hid in a hotel, and suddenly found Johnny Depp, the other survivor. He hugged us (those that wish to know, he's quite thin) and off we ran with a shopping trolley full of crumpets. Then we tried to break into a house. But then the dog started to bark and I woke up.

You're all jealous now, aren't you? Did someone have a weird dream about Dracula and/or Miranda Otto and we just got confused?

Anyway. I phoned up for driving lessons, but it's gone... weird. I knew I'd be better with just a pony.

Now I should go and get some lunch. And clean.