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Oh god. Just failed history is a spectular wave of failingness. To make matters worse, everyone else came out saying how easy it was whereas I was a quivering, shaking wreck.

Buggarbollockswankerarsecunttit. Can't even resit this bastard.

Media is next, but really have abandoned all hope for that. Instead, we're all sat in student reception, eating toasties and wibbling.

BAH. Bad start, all told. Hurry up and be August 19th so I'm not on a knife-edge for the rest of summer.

~Hathy_Col~

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I think history wouldn't have been so awful if I hadn't been surrounded by people who were all telling me how good it was. *cries*

However, we all sa around and discussed media instead. Hated media, too, because the first questions was so incredibly stupid - "How valuable are soap operas to their TV channels?" I mean, what the hell? I could answer that in a paragraph, not an essay. Which sort of made up for the incredible vagueness of the other questions. I could have done them all properly with another hour to spare. Although I did get a childish glee out of writing 'cunt' in a professional and calm manner. In context:

"Directer Ken Loach once said that the BBFC were 'a bunch of middle-class wankers' after thier choice to censor his film Sweet Sixteen for excessive use of both 'fuck' and 'cunt'. The director claimed that it was an attempt to realistically show the life of underclass Glasgow, and did not deserve the cut..."

That was about the only good side. It worries me that I can only remember quotes with swear words in them.

So! In an attempt to be less maudlin, I am making a Pain And Misery CD. Okay. Maybe a bit maudlin. Romana Mark II is helping.

Oh, but go here. Please do. It's funny.

~Hathy_Col~