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So, this afternoon I was going to do tutorial work. Instead, I found a Doctor Who DVD from calapine (EEEE THANK YOU) and thought that DVDs would be the way forward. However, I've just sat through the first disc of Firefly and am now waiting to press play on 'Safe'.

However, it is 6 o clock and we were planning on having a pasta bake tonight. That takes an hour to cook. I have no urgent work, whilst Sarah and Katie are frantically working on psychology lab reports for tomorrow and Derya has an IR essay for tomorrow. Logically, therefore, I cook tonight.

So, I go and tell Katie that tea will be about an hour. Across the hallway, knock on Derya's door, discover that no one is in and figure she's still out at the library. After all, we always leave doors unlocked if that person is at home. I go downstairs to get Sarah, and knock before opening the door.

I think I can only tell this tale in pure prose because I may die otherwise.

Colleen, feeling both hungry and virtuous, knocked on Sarah's door. Hearing no response but a muffled noise, she opened the door. After all, this is how the housemates normally alert each other to the fact they are home and want the door to be opened. So, Colleen wandered in...

... on Sarah and Derya.

Colleen proceeded to turn back out of the room and howled "OH MY GOD SORRY" through the door approximately three times, hearing hysterical laughter from both of them throughout. Belatedly, she remembered her purpose.

"By the way, tea will be done in an hour. So, you know, you have time to finish having sex."

Colleen scarpered.

Oh, god.

And this, dear readers, is why I LOCK THE DAMNED DOOR. At least they were dressed. Little mercies...

I also find it ironic that Selda is currently using the oven so it turns out my BURNING SHAME was for NO GOOD REASON.

Oh well. In this house, it was bound to happen eventually.

~Hathy_Col~