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How, exactly, does one remove mould stains off the wall? Aha, bleach. Right. Sorted.

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How does one remove them off the ceiling when even standing on a chair you can't reach it?

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*fetches stick*

(What a fabulous day I have ahead of myself here.)

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No more packing and cleaning. Fiddly jobs are done, everything else will have to wait until Sunday. My packing is done, up to the point that I need to go and get mor boxes from work.

HOWEVER, I am only here to show you LOLBush. Which normally wouldn't show merit, but it's on The Guardian's website.

If this is journalism, I now fancy my chances in the working world.