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Argh fuck I am an awful person.

This morning I was a bit flustered and I hit my neighbours car. His shiny, red, sports convertible, trying to sell, car. Drove away swiftly and prayed there was no damage. Got to work. There was in fact damage. Went to bodywork people around the corner from work, blubbed a bit, and they took the red paint off. Thought may have got away with this.

Got home. Got up stairs. Thought 'hurrah!' Knock on door. Had not in fact got away with this as builders has grassed me up. Josef has been very nice, somewhat perplexed at the lack of red paint on my car, says he won't trouble the insurance people but will pass me a bill tomorrow as he'd only just had the car re-painted. Of course.

Clearly trying to cover up evidence of the crime does not work.

So there's around £50 I could rather have done without paying out, but such is life. I was all prepared to argue and be all "THERE IS NO PROOF YOU SEE" but decided that could not do that, particularly after he helped heft a sofa up the stairs for me a few weeks ago. Am dreadful person but at least am slightly less questionably moral now.

Going to St Andrews for wedding stuff this weekend and convention after that. I am never ever going to be out of my overdraft. I don't even get bloody paid for a week.

*feels sorry for self*

On bright side, beeping has stopped.

Am not cut out for life in flats.

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Argh fuck I am an awful person.

This morning I was a bit flustered and I hit my neighbours car. His shiny, red, sports convertible, trying to sell, car. Drove away swiftly and prayed there was no damage. Got to work. There was in fact damage. Went to bodywork people around the corner from work, blubbed a bit, and they took the red paint off. Thought may have got away with this.

Got home. Got up stairs. Thought 'hurrah!' Knock on door. Had not in fact got away with this as builders has grassed me up. Josef has been very nice, somewhat perplexed at the lack of red paint on my car, says he won't trouble the insurance people but will pass me a bill tomorrow as he'd only just had the car re-painted. Of course.

Clearly trying to cover up evidence of the crime does not work.

So there's around £50 I could rather have done without paying out, but such is life. I was all prepared to argue and be all "THERE IS NO PROOF YOU SEE" but decided that could not do that, particularly after he helped heft a sofa up the stairs for me a few weeks ago. Am dreadful person but at least am slightly less questionably moral now.

Going to St Andrews for wedding stuff this weekend and convention after that. I am never ever going to be out of my overdraft. I don't even get bloody paid for a week.

*feels sorry for self*

On bright side, beeping has stopped.

Am not cut out to live in flats.