Mocking the stupid.

[hathycol]

It's possible I garnered too much amusement out of basically poking my sister's friends all evening. It's her fault, and their fault. For a start, she acrewed uo MSN to automatically log her in so that her friends can see her even when it's moi online, on my account. And when they start off like that, and I'm all achey and angry at Megan, then...

Well, lets just say it's open season.



'if u think im intrested, realy im not!' is in fact Megan's username. Woe for the future of this nation.

][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
hu the hell is this?
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
This is Colleen.
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
I do not know why is it doing it. Standard response to Megan's friends, who know about The MSN Situation.
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
hu the hell is that?
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
Megan cannot use a computer correctly. She is my immature sister.
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
whatever
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
Excuse me?
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
wateva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wat is with u bein all posh, yd'ya add me?
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
I. Didn't. Add. You. This is Megan's account. It logs in automatically, despite I being upon my account. This is not being posh; this is correctly using grammar and English language skills. Whilst evidently you may not have heard of them, some people think they're more important. Oh; and more than one exclamation mark is the sign of a diseased mind. It's a bit like Neo and the Architect, isn't it? Except I don't have a beard and he probably isn't The One.
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
!
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
can u go away now! Here is where I would have left...
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
ure really posh and stuck up! ... Except then he baited me. So I continued.
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
and i hate you!!!!!!!!!!!
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
get lost please grammar-person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *prepares napalm*
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
Erm
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
May I point out that you initiated the conversation, guess what I did in English today! but as I am in fact polite, I shall leave you. I'm sure you don't hate me, merely unable to understand my previous utterances. Alright, that was arsey.
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
Ta ra, chuck. (That more comprehensible?)
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
SHUT THE HELL UP!
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
My, have I hit a nerve?
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
is this some kinda joke?
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
No.
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
It's not.
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
This is just me doing something that I cheerfully call "Mock the stupid" or occasionally "Embarass Megan." I presume you know Megan? I'm nothing if not honest.
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
yes
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
I felt I should check. If you didn't know her this would just be cruel.
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
i'm not blooody stupid i'm in set 1 ! Yes, darling, but you were a little slow picking up on this!
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
get lost!
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
Darling, I was in set one myself, got all A's and B's in my GCSEs, am getting A's for A-Levels and am planning on going to St Andrews Again, arsey.
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
Don't try and out-intelligence me, mate.
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
piss off please!
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
Erm
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
I hate to be the one to tell you, but you can just block Megan
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
Which, in turn, blocks me
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
Add her later
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
I've had a bad day, you're just easy to taunt
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
Most people don't get as wound up
if u think im intrested, realy im not! says:
You have made my day, you know that? See? Every cloud and all that...
][-][ ][ ][Y][ says:
fuck off


He then took my advice. Shame. He was fun to taunt. Yes, I know I'm a cruel bitch, but that's life.

I don't care if I'm horrible. I really needed that.

~Hathy_Col~