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Mar. 25th, 2004 11:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hathycolDear Key Skills Lady,
You are a bitch. Because of you, I've had a lousy morning and a full rainforest has been chopped down. Leave me alone - most universities DON'T CARE about key skills!
Angrily, Colleen
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Dear cold germs,
I'm glad you're enjoying the hospitality of my body. I'm also glad you saw fit to ruin my morning. I hope you enjoy the view out of my bleary eyes. I hope you enjoy the fiery warmth of my throat. I also hope you particularly enjoy being blown out of my nose at 70 miles an hour. I'll probably starve you out, as you seen to me making me go on another improntu diet.
Sniffily, Colleen.
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Dear antibodies,
Dudes. Get a move on. This isn't fun.
Annoyedly, Colleen.
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Well, I'm glad I got that off my chest.
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flickerswitch is in today. I know this as she phoned. In the middle of key skills. Which wasn't really her fault, but oh my I felt guilty putting the phone down. To make matters worse, I have to get myself to a Careers Interview this afternoon. I doubt it'll help.
"Hello Colleen. Now, what do you want to do with your life?"
"Well, I was thinking of setting up a business of illegal cockle smuggling to compliment by already booming business as a pimp. I was also thinking of studying history."
I might actually say that. Have been in a foul mood all morning, what with snapping at pretty much everyone who got in my path. Today was my morning off, dammit, and the BITCH made me come in for key skills. I could have stayed in bed, but no. Key skills. *snarls* It's a useless little device that they make us do for no good reason. Educate the nation! Yeah, that'll work!
And now I feel I should eat. Or maybe not.
~Hathy_Col~
You are a bitch. Because of you, I've had a lousy morning and a full rainforest has been chopped down. Leave me alone - most universities DON'T CARE about key skills!
Angrily, Colleen
*
Dear cold germs,
I'm glad you're enjoying the hospitality of my body. I'm also glad you saw fit to ruin my morning. I hope you enjoy the view out of my bleary eyes. I hope you enjoy the fiery warmth of my throat. I also hope you particularly enjoy being blown out of my nose at 70 miles an hour. I'll probably starve you out, as you seen to me making me go on another improntu diet.
Sniffily, Colleen.
*
Dear antibodies,
Dudes. Get a move on. This isn't fun.
Annoyedly, Colleen.
*
Well, I'm glad I got that off my chest.
flickerswitch is in today. I know this as she phoned. In the middle of key skills. Which wasn't really her fault, but oh my I felt guilty putting the phone down. To make matters worse, I have to get myself to a Careers Interview this afternoon. I doubt it'll help."Hello Colleen. Now, what do you want to do with your life?"
"Well, I was thinking of setting up a business of illegal cockle smuggling to compliment by already booming business as a pimp. I was also thinking of studying history."
I might actually say that. Have been in a foul mood all morning, what with snapping at pretty much everyone who got in my path. Today was my morning off, dammit, and the BITCH made me come in for key skills. I could have stayed in bed, but no. Key skills. *snarls* It's a useless little device that they make us do for no good reason. Educate the nation! Yeah, that'll work!
And now I feel I should eat. Or maybe not.
~Hathy_Col~
