hathycol | (no subject) (Reply)

Am lazy and freely accept this. Last night, I did nothing. Well, I watched the history thing and got far too interested. I never knew about King Louie. Still don't know if he's real. But still... it was a big moment for me! Because history is cool. Anyone who tells you it isn't is a fool.

But after that, I sat on the sofa and did nothing. Ooops.

This morning, on the other hand, I've just finished my history, and also an alternative version. It goes as follows:

A lot of people died for a slightly effeminate bloke (but look at his Dad!) who wanted to stay powerful, whilst some less effeminate, obsessive religious blokes wanted to be powerful. This was wrong, as they were Puritans, but there we go. Fundamental state, much? Therefore, I'd reckon that war was inevitable, only then I'd sound like Agent Smith and he scares me. They had reeeaaaaalllyyyyy big battle at a place called Edge Hill (but no the Uni in Ormskirk) which was messy. They used guns, which is cheating anyway. Then they ran off to lick their wounds. Because there were lots of armies hanging around with nothing better to do, they had a few skirmishes and held seige to some cities. Only that wasn't as fun as it should be. Troy was much cooler. Beaneh! Anyway, then there was another battle. A dog was killed, and Prince Rupert was sad...

I won't put anymore in. I am tempted to hand it in though. My other one ain't much better, let's be gonest.

I'm starving now, and will go and nag