hathycol | "The Spork Of Thor!"

Despite being in a fantastic amount of pain and having slept far too much, I'm remarkably cheerful today. Maybe it's the fact that I've actually been relatively accomplished and dome some revision for once. For example, I woke up (admittingly too late) and proceeded to do my English revision. I have now made all the notes necessary for unit one mock next week and I shall rpoceed to learn them. I read a chapter of my history textbook. (Dude. There was a Parliamentary faction known as the Ranters And Muggletonians. How cool is that?) I did my ironing. I even made something resembled edible food.

So, yes, maybe it's the nagging feeling of accomplishment.

At any rate, I am entirely sure that tomorrow will pass in a semi-catatonic state. I have to go for RADA doodad tomorrow, in which I will make a total prat of myself, as per usual. Getting there, however, means taking the Bus Journey Of Doom, an hour there, and I will stay for thirty minutes, have The Bus Journey Of Doom on the way back, get on a train, go to Liverpool.

*calculates all in head*

I will be there at about 1.30 at the latest. Fingers, toes and all extremities crossed. I really want to go and see the resident luatics, as loneraven calls us, but it's going to be tricky. What with Jayne only starting rehersal at 10.00 and all that. Neargh. I really, really, really have to go otherwise I will FAIL, but it's very tempting to sack it all off.

Well, I won't. And I will be in Liverpool. But with two hours worth of bus journeys and another hour in the middle to compensate for train and whatnot...

... this is not good.

All of you! Go to <a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a>, type in failure, and then press "I'm Feeling Lucky." Hee!

And flickerswitch has just phoned and made me a giggle. Quite a lot. Life is fun. She also came up with the following great suggestion: Matt Bellamy IS Lindir! Think about it! They're both musicians and EVERYTHING! As such, somewhere in the middle of this I will do a photomanip and PROVE it. Whee!

And this, by the way, is the way Simon and mine's mind works when we're both a little too cheerful

Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
boo!
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
ARGH! *cowers in corner*
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
oh its just you
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
It is indeed
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
thought it was something to be scared off for a second
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
*runs after Simon brandishing flamethrower*
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
FEAR MY WRATH, GROUNDLING! A POX ON THEE!
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
The things Shakespeare does to me
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
*lifts axe and grins*
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
*secretly praises god for the asbestos skin he got installed last week*
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
Curses!
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
MUAHAHAHA!
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
*grabs.... erm...*
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
*Offers sword*
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
*grabs sword*
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
*continues to lean on axe and grin*
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
*drops sword*
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
Fuck, that's heavy
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
*grabs pointy stick*
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
Mwahahaha!
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
*looks to axe then to pointy stick and then just looks confused*... huh? how mwhahahaa! exactly?
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
FEAR MY POINTY STICK!
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
*runs after and pokes incessantly*
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
oh god I'd cleave you in two but I just know I'd feel guilty about it after wards... AND STOP POKING ME!
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
And I have a SPORK!
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
NONE CAN DEFEAT THE WRATH OF THE SPORK!
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
*sporksporkspork*
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
oh if the gods had any sense of mercy they would strike you with lighting right now *raises head* COME ON THOR YOU GREAT BASTARD
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
*sporks Thor*
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
None can defeat the POWER OF THE SPORK! Foolish mortal!
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
right thats it! *snatches spork* spork me by any means but lay a spork on Thor again and you won't get it back young lady!
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
*sporks Thor again*
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
Thou shalt not defeat me and my spork!
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
*lightening bolt*
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
*frazzles. hair gets worse*
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
I stand corrected
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
you were asking for that
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
Well, lie on the floor in a fizzy puddle of static electricity corrected
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
I'd help you up but I'd end up frying myself. I'm not touching you untill your less conductive
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
*fizz fizz bubble and stands up slowly swaying* the bastard stole my spork, as well
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
oh dear... It's ok we'll get you another spork *attempts to hug resulting in static shock* ouch ouch ouch!
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
It's probably best that no one touches me for half an hour or so
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
woooh, shoulda worn the rubber shoes...
I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic, Gollum blues says:
with hindsight yes but then when you spork the thunder god what do you expect
Hathor - "If I be waspish then best beware my sting!" says:
Um... a cup of tea and a biscuit?