hathycol | (no subject)

As I am too lazy and I fancy a change, I am presenting the highlights of my life in a different form to my usual narrative stream of consciousness.

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"... and Monck did arrive in the Citie of London, and he waf moft difpleased at what he did fee. He arrived at ye Hall Of Parliament and Vane and Hafelrig did moft haughtily order him to protecte ye Rump. Monck did replie "Bitch, please..."

Never let me teach history. This is what I do.

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REVISION: Come to me... come to me...

COLLEEN: You know, I really should.

ANDREW: Hey, let's have a loud phone conversation in the library instead!

COLLEEN: That is so the answer to my prayers.

LIBRARIAN: Just leave.

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TUILENN: Yo! Bitch! Write me! You've only got two days and Eol is getting ANTSY!

COLLEEN: Erm... when am I meant to find the time for this?

TUILENN: I don't care.

REVISON: Come to... mmmf mmmf!

TUILENN: Do not think I'm above burning your books.

COLLEEN: Is this despite the fact you're fictional?

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COLLEEN: *is asleep*

PARENT'S BEDROOM DOOR: Squeak, squeak! Someone's awake!

COLLEEN: ALAS FOR I AM LATE ONCE MORE.

CLOCK: Silly bint, it's only 6am.

COLLEEN: I can sleep for another 45 minutes and I will wake up on time and be on time for college!

Some time later...

COLLEEN: Why am I running for the bus AGAIN?

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ARTHUR: Hello. Miss me?

COLLEEN: No. Buggar off.

ARTHUR: Tough. I am going to twinge at you again.

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My life is weird.

~Hathy_Col~