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Jun. 15th, 2005 06:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hathycolYou know I've had a bad day when I'm writing in script form.
ALARM CLOCK: BLEEP! BLEEP!
COLLEEN: Fuck off.
PHONE: RING! RING!
COLLEEN: Fuck o- wait, is this a job? *dashes downstairs when caller puts the phone down*
PHONE: I mock you with my silence!
COLLEEN: ...
***
BUILDER: Hey, baby.
COLLEEN: What the shit are you doing on my roof?
BUILDER: Inspecting it. We tried to phone this morning. You didn't answer.
COLLEEN: ... and you are still on the roof?
BUILDER: Every six months we have to, apparently.
COLLEEN: Right. And can you move your car? I have an exam.
BUILDER: Anything for you, baby. *winks*
COLLEEN: *bewails having no clothes left but mini skirt*
COLLEEN: *feels faintly smug that the dieting is properly working*
***
GENERAL STUDIES: Good MORNING!
COLLEEN: Oh, buggar. What are you on?
GENERAL STUDIES: The subject you've hated since you were six - it's MATHS AND SCIENCE!
COLLEEN: OH NOES!!!!!!!!111
BOY IN FRONT OF COLLEEN: *is smelly*
COLLEEN: Hmm, I do not know the answer. *stabbity of random answers*
SMELLY BOY IN FRONT: *pushes chair back*
COLLEEN: *le gasps*
COLLEEN: *stabbity of random essay question* Biodiversity, eh?
***
COLLEEN: *drives Jess and Day home*
JESS: Like, omg, you can drive.
COLLEEN: Well, with Dad in the car.
JESS: You're a good driver, actually.
COLLEEN: Why, thank you.
JESS: You would be, with all the practice you've gotten. You've been driving a year and not passed?
COLLEEN: *can no longer find 2nd gear and panics*
JESS: ... there's that explained then.
***
NEWSPAPER: *is full of jobs*
COLLEEN: *is not full of money*
COLLEEN: *is destined to be a cleaner*
***
One exam down, six to go. I have spent the rest of the afternoon revising media by reading FHM which made me scorn mankind and make notes. Then I read More and decided that women are no better. In fact, they are worse.
~Hathy_Col~
ALARM CLOCK: BLEEP! BLEEP!
COLLEEN: Fuck off.
PHONE: RING! RING!
COLLEEN: Fuck o- wait, is this a job? *dashes downstairs when caller puts the phone down*
PHONE: I mock you with my silence!
COLLEEN: ...
***
BUILDER: Hey, baby.
COLLEEN: What the shit are you doing on my roof?
BUILDER: Inspecting it. We tried to phone this morning. You didn't answer.
COLLEEN: ... and you are still on the roof?
BUILDER: Every six months we have to, apparently.
COLLEEN: Right. And can you move your car? I have an exam.
BUILDER: Anything for you, baby. *winks*
COLLEEN: *bewails having no clothes left but mini skirt*
COLLEEN: *feels faintly smug that the dieting is properly working*
***
GENERAL STUDIES: Good MORNING!
COLLEEN: Oh, buggar. What are you on?
GENERAL STUDIES: The subject you've hated since you were six - it's MATHS AND SCIENCE!
COLLEEN: OH NOES!!!!!!!!111
BOY IN FRONT OF COLLEEN: *is smelly*
COLLEEN: Hmm, I do not know the answer. *stabbity of random answers*
SMELLY BOY IN FRONT: *pushes chair back*
COLLEEN: *le gasps*
COLLEEN: *stabbity of random essay question* Biodiversity, eh?
***
COLLEEN: *drives Jess and Day home*
JESS: Like, omg, you can drive.
COLLEEN: Well, with Dad in the car.
JESS: You're a good driver, actually.
COLLEEN: Why, thank you.
JESS: You would be, with all the practice you've gotten. You've been driving a year and not passed?
COLLEEN: *can no longer find 2nd gear and panics*
JESS: ... there's that explained then.
***
NEWSPAPER: *is full of jobs*
COLLEEN: *is not full of money*
COLLEEN: *is destined to be a cleaner*
***
One exam down, six to go. I have spent the rest of the afternoon revising media by reading FHM which made me scorn mankind and make notes. Then I read More and decided that women are no better. In fact, they are worse.
~Hathy_Col~
