In light of this evening...

[hathycol]

... We have better sex than you.

That is all. Good night, folks.

Comments

[purplerainbow.livejournal.com]

We did NOT need to know that.

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

His idea! I swear!

Yes, you did. Admit it.

Apologies, flist, for horrifying you. And making you all understandably jealous.

[balthaser.livejournal.com]

How can you prove this?

[purplerainbow.livejournal.com]

HE should post HIS silly ideas on HIS journal!

Am very horrified. Quite scarred, in fact. Straight sex, involving my friends. Yes, just what I needed...

Must go think slashy thoughts about movie stars now.

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Not without some highly morally-questionable video evidence, possibly? Of which, he hastens to point out, there is none?

Trust us. We do. *nods*

[balthaser.livejournal.com]

HE should post HIS silly ideas on HIS journal!

DAMN RIGHT, GET HIM TO UPDATE!!!111lol

Am very horrified. Quite scarred, in fact. Straight sex, involving my friendAm very horrified. Quite scarred, in fact. Straight sex, involving my friends. Yes, just what I needed...

Just wait till the thought of it comes to you whilst you're having sex. Oh the joy...

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

It was NOT my silly idea!

It was Colleen's damn good idea!

[balthaser.livejournal.com]

I suggest you let me first try him out & then yourself & then we shall see *nods*
=p

I think Chris & I beat you =p

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

I tried to make him post on his journal. He commented (under my username) to Hannah's comment!

AND OH SHUT UP. YOU KNOW YOU ARE JEALOUS.

[purplerainbow.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, that won't be any time soon. :P

But I'm sure my twisted subconscious will retain the idea SPECIALLY.

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

You know perfectly well that you don't. (typeth Simon, Colleen hastens to type)

[balthaser.livejournal.com]

Go on then, care to comment on just what makes your sex so much better than mine?

[purplerainbow.livejournal.com]

You'll post comments in other people's journals but not your own?!?

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

And Colleen adds... our mutual silly idea!

Sorry. Crazy hetrosexuality. Scares me too. Except it rather doesn't anymore. Hurrah for bisexuality!

*pets Hannah*

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Darling, there is such a thing as TMI on a public journal.

Simon says: Well, I'm not stoned. Is that a good start?

[purplerainbow.livejournal.com]

Darling, there is such a thing as TMI on a public journal.

You say that NOW?

[elyim.livejournal.com]

Thanks for that.

[balthaser.livejournal.com]

He's not generally stoned ever really. Though Tom says it's better when you are.

But do tell, I will gladly take tips & suggestions =p

But, I'll gladly take Simon instead =p

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

Sorry. Sorry. Honestly. Well. Not all that sorry. Bad Colleen!

[shipperkitten.livejournal.com]

Awww poor little Hannah... ;)

But you didn't get to spend the weekend in the aptly named "orgy room" with 6 other girls... ;)

[balthaser.livejournal.com]

But you didn't get to spend the weekend in the aptly named "orgy room" with 6 other girls... ;)

Says the straightest of the lunatics!

[devlinrose.livejournal.com]

NO!
NO!
NO!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL SIMON!

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Saying it's better is not TMI.

Saying exactly why, how and how often it's better IS.

[balthaser.livejournal.com]

I want to meet the new simon.

Oh, & get him drunk. It appears to aid all colleens relationships.

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Recently? In general? In between typing this?

...

(P.S. You get the prize for the best reaction so far. Sayeth Simon.)