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loneraven's 21st birthday. It was written very hastily but was quite good fun in a sort of 'look at me making the obvious joke' sort of way. Everything belongs to the Beeb, etc, etc.
Five Things the Doctor Never Said To His Companions
One
“Those are my shoes, Doctor.”
“I’m simply trying them on. The boots just aren’t suitable for hot planets. Shall we go to a hot planet, Romana? There’s a wonderful desert planet just out by…”
“Doctor, I appreciate they have less material and are therefore cooler in the heat, but I rather imagine the three-inch heels won’t aid you in sand.”
Two
“Susan, as you’re a growing girl I rather think you should go out with your friends more often, hmmm?”
“What was that, Grandfather?”
“Here. Tickets for some awful pop music band. I assume if you go and see them you won’t play their racket so loudly in the TARDIS?”
Three
“Peri, I wonder if you’ve ever considered a form-fitting bra?”
Four
“I regenerate when my body starts to decay which keeps me young and healthy…”
“Yes, Doctor, I know. I saw you change once, remember?”
“Yes, Sarah-Jane, but my point is that you’re human. What’s your secret?”
Five
“Rose.”
“Doctor?”
“I’m not sure how to say this…”
“Doctor, you know you can say anything to me.”
“Do you have to wear so much mascara?”
Happy birthday my lovely. Have a good 'un.
loneraven's 21st birthday. It was written very hastily but was quite good fun in a sort of 'look at me making the obvious joke' sort of way. Everything belongs to the Beeb, etc, etc.Five Things the Doctor Never Said To His Companions
One
“Those are my shoes, Doctor.”
“I’m simply trying them on. The boots just aren’t suitable for hot planets. Shall we go to a hot planet, Romana? There’s a wonderful desert planet just out by…”
“Doctor, I appreciate they have less material and are therefore cooler in the heat, but I rather imagine the three-inch heels won’t aid you in sand.”
Two
“Susan, as you’re a growing girl I rather think you should go out with your friends more often, hmmm?”
“What was that, Grandfather?”
“Here. Tickets for some awful pop music band. I assume if you go and see them you won’t play their racket so loudly in the TARDIS?”
Three
“Peri, I wonder if you’ve ever considered a form-fitting bra?”
Four
“I regenerate when my body starts to decay which keeps me young and healthy…”
“Yes, Doctor, I know. I saw you change once, remember?”
“Yes, Sarah-Jane, but my point is that you’re human. What’s your secret?”
Five
“Rose.”
“Doctor?”
“I’m not sure how to say this…”
“Doctor, you know you can say anything to me.”
“Do you have to wear so much mascara?”
Happy birthday my lovely. Have a good 'un.
