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I am having the most surreal twenty-four hours of my entire existence.

So, basically, I am helping out ComedySoc(k) with an election campaign. I am helping out for the fairly specific purpose that The Dalek is running for Association President, and that Dalek is inflatable, belongs to [livejournal.com profile] stupidore and lives in my living room. He is currently living in [livejournal.com profile] ann_pan's house to be precise as she is co-ordinating the campaign whereas I sort of just turn up and join in the fun.

In all fairness, the campaign is utterly fair and open. The 250 candidate declaration involves phrases such as 'The Dalek has a high level of experience of being in charge, issuing firm but incredibly unfair commands' and so on and so forth. Alarmingly, the rest of the candidates are... ahem... less popular in many respects and there is a vague chance we might swing this thing.

Last night was the Association President hecklings, where basically you go along, they do a speech and then you harrass them for ten minutes. Well and good. After sitting through hours of boring sub-committee hecklings, we finally got onto the good stuff. The Dalek was put up on stage, did a speech (no, honestly) and then was asked various questions to which the responses varied from "SILENCE!" "YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!" "ALL INFERIOR BEINGS WILL BE EXTERMINATED!" (that one was in response to the NUS, I think) and so on and so forth.

It was really, really fucking bizarre. Good, but bizarre.

That ended, I went home, the rest of the in between hours proceeded normally. And then I spent two hours rehearsing a play involving a tin foil monster ("it's not made of tin foil, it's an aluminium-based gestalt entity"), Ovid (I'm Eurydice; I die and stay on stage being dead for far too long) and just general Doctor Who related madness.

... and my future in the next five days involve doing this play in front of real people (there's a copious amount of adlibbing), running around town and making people vote for The Dalek and [livejournal.com profile] loneraven is turning up to join the madness. The rest of today involves trying to do an essay and return to sanity via the methods of cleaning the house and making it acceptable for other human beings.

Date: 2008-03-12 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Honestly, I cannot wait to join in this madness. *bounce bounce bounce* I have missed you SO MUCH.

Date: 2008-03-13 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] susie22.livejournal.com
A certain one of the other presidential candidates more or less bullied me into sorting out a proxy vote. For university elections. Not convinced I would have bothered doing that for the real thing. So anyway, don't be sure you have the bossiest candidate there.

Date: 2008-03-13 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hathy-col.livejournal.com
Just you wait. It gets even crazier! However, the sunshine has come out and WHY AM I WRITING THIS YOU ARE ON A TRAIN AND WILL ONLY READ AT MY HOUSE.

*is going mad*

Date: 2008-03-13 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hathy-col.livejournal.com
DID! YOU! VOTE! DAAAALEK?!

Date: 2008-03-13 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] original-hell.livejournal.com
I wish my life were that surreal :)
not for the first time, you make me smile
xx

Date: 2008-03-13 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] susie22.livejournal.com
Sorry ... I'm afraid Fred got bumped down to number three, I had to vote for the guy who bullied me into voting, then the guy who my friends are trying to bully me into voting but the Dalek was the next one!

By the way, did you see that the joke president candidate in University of York actually won? They're trying to get him to resign though ...

Date: 2008-03-15 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hathy-col.livejournal.com
WE CAME THIRD.

THIIIIRRRDDDDD.

What the hell???

Date: 2008-03-15 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] susie22.livejournal.com
Who came first and second?

Well done by the way.

Not sure what the Doctor would say about people voting to be exterminated though.

Date: 2008-03-15 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hathy-col.livejournal.com
Andrew Keenan first, Rob Fett second, Dalek third (most successful joke candidate in union history!), M fourth and Simon Francies fifth.

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