You modelling! Go you! If it's any help, I honestly think you were probably far prettier than these tall, leggy and thin people. You are real and smiley and lovely to be around. Yes. That really doesn't help AT ALL, does it, but still.

Are you more senior than Tosspot now? I realise it would probably just make things harder at work, but I so badly want to suggest you Use Your Supervisory Powers. Because he is called Tosspot and therefore clearly deserves it.