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I swear to God, one day I'm going to cave my sister's head in with a BRICK and I really, really mean that.

She is an annoying little twerp with a a serious attitude problem, who thinks the world revolves around her, who wants to be a rock chick but listens to Justin Timberlake, who uses the fucking phone for HOURS with people she will see TOMORROW and they're discussing TELEPHONE NUMBERS which is hardly vital information. GOD!

Feeling better now.

English today was suprisingly entertaining. First four questions a major bitch, then I designed a leaflet for Southport Pleasure Beach (it was all I could think of!) and then the last question was my suberb piece.

Write an article for a magazine about the latest trend in either fashion, music, films or TV. Write your piece for teeangers.

At first, I thought: "Trends? Teeanger magazine? Dear god, kill me now."

But then I thought about potential ways to answer the question. Music and fashion were out. ("This year, I shall mostly be wearing jeans and listening to Marilyn Manson. Trust me kids, it's cool! RAWK!") I thought about TV, but then I thought about the popular films in the cinema at the moment. Then a smile spread across my face, and I ended up writing an article that begin with:

For years, you've all thought that science-fiction was for sad Luke Skywalker wannabes with no life and no girlfriend, and you wouldn't be far wrong. (My usual writing style is much more formal, but teenage article!) But now things are changing. It's the year of the Hobbit, the robot and the spaceship, so put your phasers down and get in with the latest trend- the science-fiction film with style

I felt sort of traitourous writing it, nothing like myself as normal ("And lets face it, anything that puts the totally lush Tobey Maguire and Elijah Wood on the map can't be a bad thing". WTF?), but at the same time, I had great fun writing about The Matrix, Hulk, X2 and completely slating Bringing Down The House. I even showed my knowledge of reading SFX by rabbiting on about upcoming films and bashing the bad ones.

I'll run now, and revise maths. Namarie! ~Hathy_Col~

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