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Jun. 12th, 2003 02:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hathycolI have spent today arsing around and not revising. Dad PROMISED to wake me up at 10.00, but instead I woke myself up at 10.30pm.
Then, on the basis anything was better than the RE revision I was going to force myself to do, I actually went food shopping with Dad which was surreal, especially the part where Dad turned Jimi Hendrix up as loud as it would go (in his Skoda, bless) and we drove down the country roads of Southport. Mid-life crisis ahoy!
In other news, I will actually revise today. Honestly. I have also got to learn my lines for dancing. For those that care...
Warning: extreme cheese alert.
"Oh NO! Late again! Come on girls, into line... (whistle) JENNIFER! No magic in the playground! How many TIMES do I have to tell you? Oh come on children... (whistle) CHILDREN!
"It was never like this in my day. I remember, one summer, when I was just about to take my witch levels... erm, enough of that... where was I... AH! The children! Oh, it's well past nine o'clock, Headmistress Hamiltojn will turn me into a frog... again... children! (look at whistle) This things no good! We need more volume! (point wand at whistle) VOLOMUZO! (blow whistle which sounds like klaxon)
FINALLY! Right, now that I have your full attention, let's begin, it's going to be a busy day..."
(Jessica runs in about being late)
"Couldn't you have made it on time for the last day of term, Jessica? What's the excuse this time?"
(Excuse)
"This is no time for jokes Jessica. Now take your seat, because we have a lot to do today...
"Right, now that everyone is sitting comfortably, we shall begin by discussing your holiday homework. I've decided that this yea'rs homework shall be rresearch based. I would like you to create a short project expressing a brief history of the Hamiltomn Academy of Witchcraft and Wonder" dating back as far as you can discover. I have some important preparations to make for this evening's end of term carnival, so I've decided to give you the entire day to start your research. You can use any of the resources in school, but stay within the ground and don't go snooping around anywhere thats forbidden. OK! Off you go and make sure you're back here by five, or the carnival will start without you!"
(Chatter)
"Don't disturb any of the other lessons, stay out of mischief now, won't you?"
(Explosion)
"Oh no! What now? Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all..."
Crap, isn't it? Maybe I should have gone with the dancing after all. Oh well.
And now I am going to eat Ben and Jerry's out of the freezer. Mmmmmm. Ice cream...
Namarie! ~Hathy_Col~
Then, on the basis anything was better than the RE revision I was going to force myself to do, I actually went food shopping with Dad which was surreal, especially the part where Dad turned Jimi Hendrix up as loud as it would go (in his Skoda, bless) and we drove down the country roads of Southport. Mid-life crisis ahoy!
In other news, I will actually revise today. Honestly. I have also got to learn my lines for dancing. For those that care...
Warning: extreme cheese alert.
"Oh NO! Late again! Come on girls, into line... (whistle) JENNIFER! No magic in the playground! How many TIMES do I have to tell you? Oh come on children... (whistle) CHILDREN!
"It was never like this in my day. I remember, one summer, when I was just about to take my witch levels... erm, enough of that... where was I... AH! The children! Oh, it's well past nine o'clock, Headmistress Hamiltojn will turn me into a frog... again... children! (look at whistle) This things no good! We need more volume! (point wand at whistle) VOLOMUZO! (blow whistle which sounds like klaxon)
FINALLY! Right, now that I have your full attention, let's begin, it's going to be a busy day..."
(Jessica runs in about being late)
"Couldn't you have made it on time for the last day of term, Jessica? What's the excuse this time?"
(Excuse)
"This is no time for jokes Jessica. Now take your seat, because we have a lot to do today...
"Right, now that everyone is sitting comfortably, we shall begin by discussing your holiday homework. I've decided that this yea'rs homework shall be rresearch based. I would like you to create a short project expressing a brief history of the Hamiltomn Academy of Witchcraft and Wonder" dating back as far as you can discover. I have some important preparations to make for this evening's end of term carnival, so I've decided to give you the entire day to start your research. You can use any of the resources in school, but stay within the ground and don't go snooping around anywhere thats forbidden. OK! Off you go and make sure you're back here by five, or the carnival will start without you!"
(Chatter)
"Don't disturb any of the other lessons, stay out of mischief now, won't you?"
(Explosion)
"Oh no! What now? Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all..."
Crap, isn't it? Maybe I should have gone with the dancing after all. Oh well.
And now I am going to eat Ben and Jerry's out of the freezer. Mmmmmm. Ice cream...
Namarie! ~Hathy_Col~
