hathycol | (no subject)

Okay, PPC not ALL good.

Getting to the further chapters and now my eyes burn.

See, Mary-Sues don't squick me anymore. I have an unusually high tolerance for them.

But the description of this Mary-Sue... *cries*

1. It's a LOTR/Harry Potter crossover, and Hogwarts is all of fifteen leagues from Lothlorien. Or Loth Lorien as the stupid bint calls it.

2. She's the daughter of Galadriel. Yawn. She's also Remus Lupin's daughter. *breaks down in tears*

3. She's dating Ron. Who is also sleeping with Lavender. *scrubs brain for images*

4. She's on the Quidditch team

5. She's friends with Harry, Ron, Hermione and DRACO. WTF?

6. She has a spell to "cover up her Elven beauty". No one seems to mention the ungodly amount of shaving she must need to do at THAT time of the month. And I'm not talking about the Menstrul Fiary

7. Sirius appears to be a teacher.

And on. And on.

PPC has also given me a weird craving for bad bad bad Legolas angst/rape/torture/beating stories.

*whimpers*

Help me...

~Hathy_Col~