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Aug. 31st, 2003 07:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hathycolFirstly, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
loneraven is back. Hurrah! While on the subject of missing people, has anyone seen Simon? *looks around worriedly* I haven't spoken to him since Thursday, and I'm actually becoming worried...
Megan is also back. Ugh. She turned up while I was asleep, I wandered down for my shower at about midday and there she was. Much shock and horror, and an actual "What the HELL are you doing here?" until I remembered. I think another ugh is needed. AND she's having Alex sleep over tonight! She was on holiday with her for ten days! Argh!
I also spent today doing my English homework. The task was, basically- "Write something about yourself, in third person, making five strange facts about yourself. Involve a picture."
Hmmm. So, I toddled away and came up with this
loneraven is back. Hurrah! While on the subject of missing people, has anyone seen Simon? *looks around worriedly* I haven't spoken to him since Thursday, and I'm actually becoming worried...Megan is also back. Ugh. She turned up while I was asleep, I wandered down for my shower at about midday and there she was. Much shock and horror, and an actual "What the HELL are you doing here?" until I remembered. I think another ugh is needed. AND she's having Alex sleep over tonight! She was on holiday with her for ten days! Argh!
I also spent today doing my English homework. The task was, basically- "Write something about yourself, in third person, making five strange facts about yourself. Involve a picture."
Hmmm. So, I toddled away and came up with this
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Firstly, <user site="livejournal.com" user="loneraven"> is back. Hurrah! While on the subject of missing people, has anyone seen Simon? *looks around worriedly* I haven't spoken to him since Thursday, and I'm actually becoming worried...
Megan is also back. Ugh. She turned up while I was asleep, I wandered down for my shower at about midday and there she was. Much shock and horror, and an actual "What the HELL are you doing here?" until I remembered. I think another ugh is needed. AND she's having Alex sleep over tonight! She was on holiday with her for ten days! Argh!
I also spent today doing my English homework. The task was, basically- "Write something about yourself, in third person, making five strange facts about yourself. Involve a picture."
Hmmm. So, I toddled away and came up with this <lj-cut text="Five Ways To Identify The Colleen">
<img src="http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/hathorsempire/untitled.JPG"="Me" />
<b>Five Easy Ways To Identify The Colleen</b>
The Colleen is a rare, nay, unique creature, but can easily be identified and found by the five following signs.
<i>1. Dress Sense</i>
Years of only buying clothes that are on sale has given the Colleen a detrimental effect upon her dress sense, including a penchant for olive-green clothing, generally combined with a pair of jeans.
<i>2. Girl Guides</i>
Ever since she was thrown into Brownies at age 8, the Colleen has been a steadfast member of the organisation. Those brave of heart may wish to try insulting the Guides in front of the Colleen, although it is advised that the correct safety gear is worn.
<i>3. Mugs Of Tea</i>
Anyone desiring to bring the Colleen out of hiding need only place a mug of tea nearby, particularly at any time before 12.00pm, due to the Colleen’s habit of being strictly nocturnal.
<i>4. Loud Music</i>
To identify the Colleen from a distance, listen for the sound of loud music, particularly of the heavier rock variety. Strains of Rammstein, Marilyn Manson and The Darkness can generally be heard emanating from her headphones, although rarely from a set of actual speakers. This is due to the Colleen’s mother, who has threatened repeatedly to lodge a complaint with the European Court of Human Rights should she be forced to listen to the Colleen’s music.
<i>5. Strange Words</i>
Those wishing to gain the Colleen’s attention need only utter a strange word. She will soon sidle up to try and turn the word or phrase to her own purposes. Current favourites the threat of being beaten with a spoon, as well as the immortal “smeg!”
</lj-cut>
Again with the statement that I think I might already love English. That was actually fun to do. Tomorrow, I have to trawl down to the library and find me some Encyclopedias for History and politics. Then media studies. Plus job interview on Tuesday!
Busy, busy...
~Hathy_Col~
Megan is also back. Ugh. She turned up while I was asleep, I wandered down for my shower at about midday and there she was. Much shock and horror, and an actual "What the HELL are you doing here?" until I remembered. I think another ugh is needed. AND she's having Alex sleep over tonight! She was on holiday with her for ten days! Argh!
I also spent today doing my English homework. The task was, basically- "Write something about yourself, in third person, making five strange facts about yourself. Involve a picture."
Hmmm. So, I toddled away and came up with this <lj-cut text="Five Ways To Identify The Colleen">
<img src="http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/hathorsempire/untitled.JPG"="Me" />
<b>Five Easy Ways To Identify The Colleen</b>
The Colleen is a rare, nay, unique creature, but can easily be identified and found by the five following signs.
<i>1. Dress Sense</i>
Years of only buying clothes that are on sale has given the Colleen a detrimental effect upon her dress sense, including a penchant for olive-green clothing, generally combined with a pair of jeans.
<i>2. Girl Guides</i>
Ever since she was thrown into Brownies at age 8, the Colleen has been a steadfast member of the organisation. Those brave of heart may wish to try insulting the Guides in front of the Colleen, although it is advised that the correct safety gear is worn.
<i>3. Mugs Of Tea</i>
Anyone desiring to bring the Colleen out of hiding need only place a mug of tea nearby, particularly at any time before 12.00pm, due to the Colleen’s habit of being strictly nocturnal.
<i>4. Loud Music</i>
To identify the Colleen from a distance, listen for the sound of loud music, particularly of the heavier rock variety. Strains of Rammstein, Marilyn Manson and The Darkness can generally be heard emanating from her headphones, although rarely from a set of actual speakers. This is due to the Colleen’s mother, who has threatened repeatedly to lodge a complaint with the European Court of Human Rights should she be forced to listen to the Colleen’s music.
<i>5. Strange Words</i>
Those wishing to gain the Colleen’s attention need only utter a strange word. She will soon sidle up to try and turn the word or phrase to her own purposes. Current favourites the threat of being beaten with a spoon, as well as the immortal “smeg!”
</lj-cut>
Again with the statement that I think I might already love English. That was actually fun to do. Tomorrow, I have to trawl down to the library and find me some Encyclopedias for History and politics. Then media studies. Plus job interview on Tuesday!
Busy, busy...
~Hathy_Col~
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Date: 2003-08-31 09:44 pm (UTC)I only hope my English lessons are as fun. Thou art doing language? Or combined with lit?
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Date: 2003-09-01 01:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-01 09:28 pm (UTC)ktxxx