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*sneezes*

That quite apart from anything else, I am now at home and celebrating having recieved a lift home for the second time in two weeks. That's the most in my entire life, and I include all my primary school education there. Yay me!

On a completely random topic, I am still suffering from Saturday night. There is a fabulous video of "Moleen" (OH GOD) to which I responded with "Hey, I look good in that top!" There's also a picture of me sucking alcohol out of the tablecloth. *facepalm* I'm not feeling fabulous, either, as I am sneezy and headachey and I have the horrible monster of history coursework to do. Have only done half, but he says what I've done so far is good. That's refreshing. Do have to somehow blast out a media script, though.

I'm also hungry, as per usual. Silly, stupid diet just messes around with you. It's not fair.

Oh, and I keep on losing piercings. I lost my to earring at some point an I only noticed this morning. Fortunately, it hasn't closed up - I like that piercing but I don't want to get it done again as it hurts like fuck.

Sod this. I'm going to go and get a cup of tea and write me some media. Sorry. Boring post.

~Hathy_Col~

Reason #3457 why I love my friend

After discussing a somewhat barmy theory with Iona (not the one about her secretly being Pterry - another one) we somehow came to the idea that the Second Coming of Jesus would involve Jesus, in fact having a surfboard.

Also, I can't imagine the Messiah. You know. Realistically. "DAD SAYS WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP MESSING UP THE PLANET? IT WAS CLEAN FIVE MINUTES AGO! Oh, and stop translating - it really was Adam and Steve until some bloke messed up the typeset."

*dies* Oh, yeah. Some bloke with long hair and possibly a surfboard comes down to earth as the actual Son of God. "Dude. This is, like, so not cool."

*sniggers* SURFBOARD JESUS! There should be action figures. With Extra Added Smiting Malarky! And a song!

"Whooooooooooo... comes down from heaven and kicks Bush's ass?"
"SURFBOARD JESUS!"
"Who makes it so a holy war will pass?"
"SURFBOARD JESUS!"
"So if it be ecclesiastical madnesss you wish-"
"SURFBOARD JESUS!"
"Then jump on your knees and prostrate like a fish!"
"SURFBOARD JESUS, SURFBOARD JESUS..."

As the insanity spread, I mentioned it to Simon. This led to a discussion on Benedictines and Dominicans being a little bit like mods and rockers, and rockers were like Dominicans - intrinsically harder.

Hathor says:
both going to kick major protestant ass, but the dominicans would be the rockers, and would be slightly hairier and more butch
Hathor says:
BIKER PRIESTS!
Hathor says:
FOLLOWING SURFBOARD JESUS IN HIS CAMPER VAN OF PEACE AND LOVE!
Wulfgarson says:
Ahh hold on you know the dominicans were called like "the holy hounds" or something right? It so fits with the biker thing

We moved on to how this should be on a t-shirt, and Simon left me to go and find dude with the following comment:

Wulfgarson says:
have fun dude! like make sure you're ready for the second comming! it's gonna be gnarly

*cracks up*

I want t-shirts. Or at least icons. SURFBOARD JESUS! Hee.

I poke fun in a nice way. Honest.

~Hathy_Col~