Reason #3457 why I love my friend

[hathycol]

After discussing a somewhat barmy theory with Iona (not the one about her secretly being Pterry - another one) we somehow came to the idea that the Second Coming of Jesus would involve Jesus, in fact having a surfboard.

Also, I can't imagine the Messiah. You know. Realistically. "DAD SAYS WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP MESSING UP THE PLANET? IT WAS CLEAN FIVE MINUTES AGO! Oh, and stop translating - it really was Adam and Steve until some bloke messed up the typeset."

*dies* Oh, yeah. Some bloke with long hair and possibly a surfboard comes down to earth as the actual Son of God. "Dude. This is, like, so not cool."

*sniggers* SURFBOARD JESUS! There should be action figures. With Extra Added Smiting Malarky! And a song!

"Whooooooooooo... comes down from heaven and kicks Bush's ass?"
"SURFBOARD JESUS!"
"Who makes it so a holy war will pass?"
"SURFBOARD JESUS!"
"So if it be ecclesiastical madnesss you wish-"
"SURFBOARD JESUS!"
"Then jump on your knees and prostrate like a fish!"
"SURFBOARD JESUS, SURFBOARD JESUS..."

As the insanity spread, I mentioned it to Simon. This led to a discussion on Benedictines and Dominicans being a little bit like mods and rockers, and rockers were like Dominicans - intrinsically harder.

Hathor says:
both going to kick major protestant ass, but the dominicans would be the rockers, and would be slightly hairier and more butch
Hathor says:
BIKER PRIESTS!
Hathor says:
FOLLOWING SURFBOARD JESUS IN HIS CAMPER VAN OF PEACE AND LOVE!
Wulfgarson says:
Ahh hold on you know the dominicans were called like "the holy hounds" or something right? It so fits with the biker thing

We moved on to how this should be on a t-shirt, and Simon left me to go and find dude with the following comment:

Wulfgarson says:
have fun dude! like make sure you're ready for the second comming! it's gonna be gnarly

*cracks up*

I want t-shirts. Or at least icons. SURFBOARD JESUS! Hee.

I poke fun in a nice way. Honest.

~Hathy_Col~

Comments

[sevenhelz.livejournal.com]

*snigger* so that's your birthday present sorted, right?

(btw i do give birthday presents at completely random times of year :) )
xx

[not-vacillating.livejournal.com]

I am deeply scarred by the fact that the internet reveals that you are not the first person to embrace the concept of Surfboard Jesus.

T-shirt; original image. Though really, I think he belongs in this series of figurines.

(The internet scares me. See this? Scary.)

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

What is even more disturbing is that the vast majority of those items are in the first shop in Quiggins.

[not-vacillating.livejournal.com]

That is indeed disturbing.