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[hathycol]

So, I'm out to see PoA later, and luckily mettanna has granted me the most hysterical parody Of All Time. It is here.. I'm crying with laughter as I read it. Genuinely hysterical!

So, today has been Father's Day, and as such I woek up vry early to make El Parento an egg. This is the extent of my cooking skill, by the way, so I feel quitely chuffed. More importantly, the quicker he reads Nostradamus Ate My Hamster the quicker I can read it. I've not done anything else today, though, unless you count watching repeats of Superman: The New Adventures. I feel very old. The last time I watched them I was about 8 and there were dancing leprachauns over the ending because it was on before Live And Kicking. Yup. Old.

I have to go and deliver smackdown on a sue tonight, as spurred by moralanqua. It is truly dire. Really and truly. Haven't posted to deleterius in a while, anyway.

My tooth is not feeling good again. The back appears to be flaking off - it did so last night and I suspect it shall do so again.

All this said, I will be late for the train if I blither on anymore. Prisoner of Azkaban awaits. YAY!

~Hathy_Col~

Comments

[mettanna.livejournal.com]

Hee! Glad you enjoyed it too, had me in stitches. Lucky you getting to go see it again today, hope you have a great time :)

PS - Icon! *pets cute Remus*

[moralanqua.livejournal.com]

The tooth sounds nasty! Flaking? WTF?

And yes, go get that bitch and her shitty ass Sue!

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

*flexes fingers*

She will be sporked by tonight. Advantage of OSA is that you have to be a member to post, which means that the various stupid-ass Mery-Sue hunters won't be able to swoop in and leave harrassing messages.

[moralanqua.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Rip the cow to bits! Did you know she whined about my review to Admin? Stoopif f*cking bint!


I hates dumbasses who only post (crap)fic to get gushy "U 4 teh kewliz!1!!" reviews!


Now get thee to the dentist!

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

She whine about your review?

Why?

You were even nice in parts!

You just can't please some people.

[flickerswitch.livejournal.com]

U got the link for Mary-Sue fic of doom?

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you want to see this?

Two words: Sue/Lurtz.

[flickerswitch.livejournal.com]

ARGH! *runs screaming for the hills* You read some wierd shit! No, i don't read fanfiction V much, i was on about Frroodddoooo iiii looovvveeee yyyoooouuuu!!!

PS You know that Hitler fic? Have feeling that it wasn't Justin Timberlake, think it might have been Justin Finch-Fletchly FROM THE BOOKS :p

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

I don't read all weird shit. Pervy Mora sent it to me under the instruction of "Put smackdown on the Sue bitch!"

Ah. Canon. How dull. *grins and looks sheepish*

[flickerswitch.livejournal.com]

Yah, but do you have the fic link?

Hows your tooth?

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

The fic link is in the Sue Smackdown post. Read it and weep. The link is included!

[flickerswitch.livejournal.com]

Checked Kitano, he is indeed Count Takeshi!

[flickerswitch.livejournal.com]

What Sue Smackdown post? Can't you just post the link?

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/hathy_col/185287.html post on my LJ

http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/743901.html?mode=reply deleterius bitchfest

http://www.scribeoz.com/fanfic/story.php?no=1013 awful, awful fic

All interlinked, though.

[flickerswitch.livejournal.com]

Just one question...what have those links got to do with what im looking for? Look back on the comments...done that? Well i want the sabre-tooth tiger soup fic *pats patiently*

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Aha.

See, I thought you wanted the poisonous fic about Sue/Lurtz. Buggared if I know where sabretooth soup is.

Hmmm. I will have a dig, but no promises...