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Dec. 21st, 2011 07:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hathycolI have seen The Hobbit trailer. OH GOD SO EXCITED IT ALL LOOKS SO MARVELLOUS OH MIDDLE-EARTH I HAVE MISSED YOU SO.
One teeny tiny issue. Okay, one big issue:
I Do Not Fancy Orlando Bloom. I have a big honking teenage crush on Legolas. It is a very different thing. Assumed safely for years I was a Pervy Elf Fancier and that was the end of it. So I felt that I would be able to watch The Hobbit and totally not be distracted by the double-whammy of Aiden Turner and Richard Armitage and I could instead Appreciate The Films, because they are playing dwarves and I am nothing if not specie-ist.
TURNS OUT HORMONES ARE NOT SPECIE-IST. Buggar.
Also, I have to wait A YEAR?!
In other news, I was meant to be making gingerbread men tonight. I have completely forgotten to acquire greaseproof paper which means I cannot make gingerbread men, so will instead have to make them in a flurry tomorrow and not get them up to the haulage firm. I think I may actually go nuts and have a bash with lots of butter on the sheet as I need to get it over to the haulage firm. I bribed the haulage firm with gingerbread and they've sorted out all of my Tesco problems so if I don't do it tonight I won't be able to get it over to Kirkby.
Okay, arguably there are a lot of 24 hour shops in my local area but that would clearly make too much sense.
One teeny tiny issue. Okay, one big issue:
I Do Not Fancy Orlando Bloom. I have a big honking teenage crush on Legolas. It is a very different thing. Assumed safely for years I was a Pervy Elf Fancier and that was the end of it. So I felt that I would be able to watch The Hobbit and totally not be distracted by the double-whammy of Aiden Turner and Richard Armitage and I could instead Appreciate The Films, because they are playing dwarves and I am nothing if not specie-ist.
TURNS OUT HORMONES ARE NOT SPECIE-IST. Buggar.
Also, I have to wait A YEAR?!
In other news, I was meant to be making gingerbread men tonight. I have completely forgotten to acquire greaseproof paper which means I cannot make gingerbread men, so will instead have to make them in a flurry tomorrow and not get them up to the haulage firm. I think I may actually go nuts and have a bash with lots of butter on the sheet as I need to get it over to the haulage firm. I bribed the haulage firm with gingerbread and they've sorted out all of my Tesco problems so if I don't do it tonight I won't be able to get it over to Kirkby.
Okay, arguably there are a lot of 24 hour shops in my local area but that would clearly make too much sense.
