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Mar. 1st, 2005 12:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hathycolI am soon to die of kidney failure. I cannot go into the college toilets. Why? I hear you cry, O tumultuous flist, who are so eager to hear of my happenings.
Well, I shall tell ye! Alas, I have the most dreaded lurgy, and it cometh in the form of acne of death. I resemble the most feared leper, or possibly a chicken pox victim, and my visage is most terrible! The college mirrors, they are not kind. The lights are fearsome and liable to cause a burning of the eyes once I have glimpsed upon my visage. So here I lie, writing a last will and testament for when my kidneys explode.
... and they told my acne would disappear by the time I was 16. LIES ALL LIES. So, lay claim to my belongings now, because I'm not joking when I say that I'm not going near the loo and its scary mirrors.
[edit: caved after 30 minutes. They are THERE on my FOREHEAD and they are MOCKING ME.]
~Hathy_Col~
Well, I shall tell ye! Alas, I have the most dreaded lurgy, and it cometh in the form of acne of death. I resemble the most feared leper, or possibly a chicken pox victim, and my visage is most terrible! The college mirrors, they are not kind. The lights are fearsome and liable to cause a burning of the eyes once I have glimpsed upon my visage. So here I lie, writing a last will and testament for when my kidneys explode.
... and they told my acne would disappear by the time I was 16. LIES ALL LIES. So, lay claim to my belongings now, because I'm not joking when I say that I'm not going near the loo and its scary mirrors.
[edit: caved after 30 minutes. They are THERE on my FOREHEAD and they are MOCKING ME.]
~Hathy_Col~
