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[hathycol]

I am soon to die of kidney failure. I cannot go into the college toilets. Why? I hear you cry, O tumultuous flist, who are so eager to hear of my happenings.

Well, I shall tell ye! Alas, I have the most dreaded lurgy, and it cometh in the form of acne of death. I resemble the most feared leper, or possibly a chicken pox victim, and my visage is most terrible! The college mirrors, they are not kind. The lights are fearsome and liable to cause a burning of the eyes once I have glimpsed upon my visage. So here I lie, writing a last will and testament for when my kidneys explode.

... and they told my acne would disappear by the time I was 16. LIES ALL LIES. So, lay claim to my belongings now, because I'm not joking when I say that I'm not going near the loo and its scary mirrors.

[edit: caved after 30 minutes. They are THERE on my FOREHEAD and they are MOCKING ME.]

~Hathy_Col~

Comments

[dragonlady7.livejournal.com]

>disappear by the time I was 16

Those are lies. Shameful lies. That crap hangs on for ever. (Am twenty-five. Still get icky zits. Not as many as in high school, but they are there. And I hate them forever. And oh, my skin is dry and I get wrinkles now. Yes!)

>FOREHEAD and they are MOCKING ME

Do they spell anything?
That's when you know you're in trouble.

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Please don't tell me that. I'm now hanging onto the new hope that they will be gone when I am 21.

I used to be able to draw a star map on my forehead. To give my skin it's due, it has improved somewhat from when I was younger.

[mettanna.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain, really i do. Generally, i just avoid mirrors altogether now, if i don't see it, maybe it's not there!

[shipperkitten.livejournal.com]

I don't generally get them bad, but they are coming out in force on my forehead for Wednesday!

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Maybe we can all pretend we have a contagious disease?

[elentari-valie.livejournal.com]

Mine are still kicking at 23.

My condolences. My personal advise is to get hormonal treatment asap. bring in the big guns. We need them to fight the evil invaders from hell.

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* I'm doooooomed.

[purplerainbow.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, I feel your pain. I've come of the oxytetracycline (lovely lovely product) and my skin is having a reunion with my acne. It's all fun and games for them! Seriously, they are making up for lost time or something, because it's ridiculous. I look as though I have a highly contagious DISEASE! I hope you are very nifty with the editing of these photos tomorrow!

In the past, I was rather amused when I had spots (only little ones, thankfully) that made Orion's Belt on my forehead. It looked just right. Now, however, they are simply playing connect four, but it's more like connect eight, all long my cheek. And the buggars have grown up some, too. Le Sigh. Teenage angst...

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

I could once draw the Plough. That was impressive.

Oh, and much in the way of the editing. Fear not.

[jennnlee.livejournal.com]

*sends you Clinique skin care gift basket*

I was never the type to break out horribly, just the occasional zit. And at 32, I still get them every so often. Wheee!

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Bah. I break out so badly that people walk in front of me with bells, crying "unclean! unclean!"