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[hathycol]

OH GOD THE LIST OF THINGS I NEED TO DO FOR UNIVERSITY IS SCARY.

1. Go to bank and sort out direct debits - multiple
-Fees
-Accomodation
-TV licence

2. Do medical forms
-See Doctor Dali just cos I really should
-Dentist

3. Do forms

4. Get passport photos taken

5. Choose modules (this is causing the most fear, I think)

ARGHARGHARGHARGH IT ALL BRINGS TERROR.

However, I am so tired that I fell asleep for half an hour upstairs before so I can't even think about doing anything sensible yet. As such, a meme nicked from everyone.

The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

Twelve Characters

1. Teal'c
2. Legolas Greenleaf
3. Rose Tyler
4. Eowyn
5. Captain Jack Harkness
6. Nymphadora Tonks
7. Jim Pooley
8. Jack O'Neill
9. Romanadvorelundar (MkII)
10. Spike
11. Dave Lister
12. Remus Lupin



--Have you read a Six / Eleven fic?

Lister would be so into Tonks, and you know it. But oddly enough, no.

--Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

God, yes yes yes yes yes.

--Can you rec any fics about 9?

Can't think of any off the top of my head, but there's a fantastic one by calapine floating about somewhere involving President Romana...

--Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Hell no.

--Five / Nine or Five / Ten?

Jack would do both of them. Romana wouldn't be interested, but Spike would probably go along with it, I think.

--What would happen if Seven walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

I have utterly no idea. Possibly run around in small circles waving his hands around limply. And then have a pint of Large.

--Make up a summary for a 3 / 10 fic

"Rose Tyler is the Slayer..."

Erm, no. "Through time, through space, and the Doctor had never really warned her that vampires had existed. You'd have thought he would, but, well, he was the Doctor."

--Is there such a thing as 1 / 8 fluff?

GOD! Yes! Possibly. At least they're in the same fandom.

--Suggest a title for a 7 / 12 hurt comfort fic

I just CAN'T.

--What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?

Teal'c is well into warrior chicks. They'd bond over fighting,

--Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?

Not that I know of. But Pooley/Omally OTP.

--Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?

Rose Tyler het? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT OH THE MADNESS.

--Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

I think I've seen Red Dwarf stuff knocking about somewhere.

--Would anyone on your friends list write 2 / 4/ 5?

Oh. Gosh. Legolas/Eowyn/Jack. Oh, please. Someone write it. My keyboard would explode.

--What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

"BOLLOCKS!"

--If you wrote a song fic about 8, which song would you choose?

Hmmph. Jack O'Neill. "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"

--What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

"You're immortal. So am I. Let's shag."

I jest.

--When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

This morning, on better_with_3, I think.

--What is 6's super-sekrit kink?

Turning into Sirius Black for kinky sex with Remus.

--Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?

Drunk, at the guess, because Dave is drunk quite a lot.

--If 3 and 7 got together, who tops?

Definitely Rose.

--"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with 11, and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

So... Teal'c and Romana are in a happy relationship with Romana runs off with Eowyn...

I don't want to think any further. That is delicious.

Okay, okay. So, Teal'c shags Lister (as you do), then Remus, has a chatter to Jack and then gets together with Rose. Okay. Let me think.

"Way Of The Warrior" or something cheesy like that.

--How would you feel if 7 / 8 was canon?

Like my head was about to explode.

That was fun. But I am still sleepy and I have stuff to do. So I shall do it.

~Hathy_Col~

Comments

[elyim.livejournal.com]

Lmao, I didn't realise it was going to be fic-type questions. I'll attempt them, but all the characters I chose are male, and several of them Disney. Not all are human XD. This may be interesting...

[sevenhelz.livejournal.com]

lol neither did i... i hope i've got a fairly even mix :D
xx

[sevenhelz.livejournal.com]

although if anyone can find me HMS pinafore fics i will be v impressed
RAmen

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

You try shipping Dave Lister and a character from a series of books that is the ultimate underground cult series. Disney is EASY in comparison...