do you hear my heart beating?

[hathycol]

I am already booking visitors to my house (ohmuhguh, my house) for the next year. elyim is being dragged into my murky world because, y'know, I want her in my university LIEK WHOA. Plus I'd be a totally cool guide by that point, or so I'd hope. AND! I can take her to the pub! And corrupt her! Or! She can carry me home! Both of which are totally feasible in the Colleen World!

Also, I just saw Christopher Eccleston on that "50 Greatest ITV Programs" thing with the worst hairdo ever. It filled me with amusement and stuff.

That is about it. I am somewhat bored this evening and resisting the urge to eat. I'm going to try and get an early night, as I actually want to be awake for training this time around rather than slightly hungover and only awake because the bed was moving a bit again.

Uh, yeah. The wonderful thing about LJ is that I can care that really, this drival amuses you all. I know that it doesn't, of course, but I like to pretend for I am a most mighty BNF and soon I shall take over the world. With my minions. Yes. *nods*

I am listening to Fightstar and feeling a little bit dirty inside. Damn you, sparkler__ Back to depressing Embrace, methinks.

I need to update my userinfo something desperate. I might draft something tonight.

~Hathy_Col~

Comments

[trav28.livejournal.com]

What was Eccleston doing on the 100 ITV thingie?

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

He popped up to talk about stuff like 'The Naked Civil Servant', got a tiny little mention for 'The Second Coming' but there was a big thing about his character dying in 'Cracker'.

[trav28.livejournal.com]

Cracker - of course!

Hey, can I be one of your minions - I am pretty good at the wisecrack thing. I think I'd be a valuable addition to your team in the goal of world domination and all that.

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

The more minions, the merrier! I'm an equal opportunities dictator, I really am.

[trav28.livejournal.com]

Cool - sign me up then. I'm not too over the hill *yet*

Do you offer health cover and a pension scheme with good levels of annual leave?

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Complete health cover and a very generous pension. Unless, of course, you try to overthrow me or my society.

I'm afraid I withdraw dental then.

[trav28.livejournal.com]

sod the dental - put the funds into a good Xmas bash ;)

Question - are all your female minions in leather catsuits - that's the clincher.

Send the contract across and I'll sign up asap :D

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Are all my female minions in leather catsuits? Is the Pope a Catholic? Good grief, what's the point of having Sexy Female Minions if they're not in catsuits?

I'll just go and draw up that contract... :P

[trav28.livejournal.com]

wahey!

Sounds like a dream come true. I'll get my bank details across asap.

Agent M reporting for duty, ma'am ;)

[kelemvor.livejournal.com]

If you put the male minions in leather too I'll be there...
Unless they're the scary S&M people from Dodgeball. *Shudders*

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

I feel moved to ask you if you are the eldest child in your family. If you have elder siblings, it was nice knowing you. *hands out funeral director leaflets*

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

SHUSH YOU. He's not signed up yet, we can't give up away the secret policy!

[trav28.livejournal.com]

errrrr.....secret policy?

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

For the eldest children, life is full of good food and intellectual and sensual pleasure. Life is, in fact, perfection. For the second-born, life is manual labour from birth to premature death. Because someone has to do all the work.

[trav28.livejournal.com]

phew!

That's ok cos I am the oldest and technically I am an only child too.

Now, where's the contract ;)

[trav28.livejournal.com]

heh - I am the eldest (as far as I know, given my convoluted family history)

[elyim.livejournal.com]

Eee!! *jigs about* I'm so excited about this now!

I want to be in your university, too! Then I can stalk you every day! Mwahahaha!

Please, please do corrupt me. Feel free. I shall attempt to carry you home, though I'll have no idea where your home is and we'll end up goodness knows where. In the rain.

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Or, I can stalk you! SEE HOW THE TABLES ARE TURNED.

I will so corrupt you. I like corrupting people and feeding them hard spirits until they fall over. I find it hysterically funny. Because I am a bad person. And then we shall carry each other home. In the rain. With wolves following us. And snakes.

Maybe.

[elyim.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOSH. I never thought about it that way before :O *fears*.

Wolves and snakes and... angry Scotsmen?

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Or alternatively, we'll just be drunk and find the wrong house.

It's all good. And hell, it's real university experience!

[sevenhelz.livejournal.com]

drivel? how dare you say that the random musings of your diseased mind are drivel? fool.
yahh, put me down as Visiting Minion #362 pls.
xx

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

You're more than welcome to come and visit! November sounds find! *carefully pencils Teh Helen in*

[sevenhelz.livejournal.com]

right. can i apply for my leather catsuit now then? just to get in before the rush?
xx