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[hathycol]

Went to a party. Lots of punch. Having trouble typing. Housemates laughing. Lots of spellchecking. Will make a sentence without checking it:

I went to a party and thee was hawaii stuffandi DRANK oops caps lock six lots of fucking loethal punch. Some twat split white wine on my dress!! I looked nice!! And studenty!" I don't know how to clean the fucker" it is red.

Oh god so drunk. Didn't mean to drink this much. Did not mean to drink can of Tennants. (LOL SQUEE ONLY A FRE PEOPLE GET THE JOKE.) Yet still drunk.

I think I need some water. WE ARE TOO FAR FROM THE KEBAB SHOP. I want kebabs and chips and unhealthy dtuff and MORE VODKA but that is probably unwise, yes.

No drinking for Colleen tonight. zeta_of_s is here on Saturday and I have to drive. So no drinkies. Shame. Bra party and stuff like that.

Sleep now. This update took lots of time. SO SORRY ALL. internet in room is bad and silly thing and i cannot type argh. Quite want more odka, this is bad.

Comments

[tashmania.livejournal.com]

*chuckle* Ah I love drunken posts.

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

I have got to hide my cable the next time I get drunk. I really do.

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

Colleen, you are a drunken reprobate.

I'm done. :)

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Oh, god. *facepalms at self*

[elyim.livejournal.com]

Oh, Colleen, for shame!

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Argh I know I know. I am a bad person.

(You still coming to visit? I will be sober and stuff.)

[elyim.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so totally still coming! Must send off open day booking form. Found out that there's a direct train to Leuchars, which is a shitload easier than flying to Glasgow and coaching/training from there.

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Ah, fab. I even know how to find Leuchars station now, so let me know times and suff and I will be there! Probably with a big poster saying "OMG LOL elyim!" because I am that sort of person.

(I even have spare bedding. I rock.)

[mettanna.livejournal.com]

You are an exceptionally amusing drunk, *pets you* I do hope you're not feeling too bad this morning though!

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Hangover free. It's MARVELLOUS.

[endisforever91.livejournal.com]

At least they didn't spill red wine on your white dress...

[me-and.livejournal.com]

I don't think anybody means to drink a can of Tennants. Ever.

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean to. I remember it tasting nice.

However, I also drank it by pouring it into my cup of punch. Tennants+vodka+Archers+cranbbery juice+orange juice=PAIN. But oddly flavoursome pain.

[me-and.livejournal.com]

Tasting nice!?