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[hathycol]

Dear God,

Seriously, dude. You made every creature, and that is really spiffy for you, it totally is. I'm happy for You. But why the cold germs? More importantly, why make the little buggars into my immune system now so I can't think?

Lots of love because as a good Catholic she fears the PITS OF HELL but with some curiousity (not doubt! don't burn me!)

~Colleen

Dear Mum,

I'm sorry, I seem to have taken the family shop to university with me. However, I am quite glad for the Lynx shower gel, as I am moronic enough to have managed to forget my own shower gel.

~Colleen

Dear Lynx,

If me using your shower gel results in women flinging themselves at me in paroxyms of lust, I am damned well suing. YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN.

However, the smell is quite nice and will do.

~Colleen

Dear Savers Chemist,

You rock in your cheapness for cold medication. That is all.

Gratefully,

~Colleen

Dear flist,

Sorry, y'all, for the spam.

Guiltily,

~Colleen