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[hathycol]

Dear God,

Seriously, dude. You made every creature, and that is really spiffy for you, it totally is. I'm happy for You. But why the cold germs? More importantly, why make the little buggars into my immune system now so I can't think?

Lots of love because as a good Catholic she fears the PITS OF HELL but with some curiousity (not doubt! don't burn me!)

~Colleen

Dear Mum,

I'm sorry, I seem to have taken the family shop to university with me. However, I am quite glad for the Lynx shower gel, as I am moronic enough to have managed to forget my own shower gel.

~Colleen

Dear Lynx,

If me using your shower gel results in women flinging themselves at me in paroxyms of lust, I am damned well suing. YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN.

However, the smell is quite nice and will do.

~Colleen

Dear Savers Chemist,

You rock in your cheapness for cold medication. That is all.

Gratefully,

~Colleen

Dear flist,

Sorry, y'all, for the spam.

Guiltily,

~Colleen

Comments

[hyrnetanga.livejournal.com]

hehe

aw *pets*

nasty colds! as if freshers flu wasn't enough!

[kestrel-de-hara.livejournal.com]

cheap medicine is always good.

Have you ever read 'Feeling sorry for Celia' ? It's a book where the story is told through letters and your post reminded me of it.

[purplerainbow.livejournal.com]

I recommend that book, too. Love it. Haven't read it for years because I don't have my own copy, but if you can get your paws on one then yay. It's good.

[kelemvor.livejournal.com]

You just made me laugh into my soup, htereby nearly causing a keyboard with overtones of Stilton, celery and (for some reason) apple). Thank you!

(Lots of chillies, garlic, ginger and oranges. With honey. Although not all at once. This will help with the cold's speedy exit.)

[spacellama.livejournal.com]

But your spam is vastly amusing. Plus, I might filch your letter to God if this cold doesn't go away soon. :)

[balthaser.livejournal.com]

If me using your shower gel results in women flinging themselves at me in paroxyms of lust,

Nope, it never happened when I use it & I've been using Lynx body spray for a while now.
Reckon I could sue for false advertising?

[sevenhelz.livejournal.com]

same here.
*pets colleen*
*pets enid so she isn't left out* ;)
xx

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Since Col realised HER SOUL WAS DAMNED.

It's just a convinient label. Mostly cos I haven't gone to Church since we left school. But when I've spent HOURS AND HOURS reading on the Reformation, all I want to do is MAKE EVERYONE GO TO CHURCH AND DAMN THE WHOLE BLOODY REFORMATION.