No, kids, I'm joking. Honestly.

[hathycol]

Dear Protestants,

I love you all. I do. I think sectenarianism is a Bad Thing and we are all Christians and so on and so forth, and I love all world religions and seriously, you know me, it's all good.

Tonight, though, I'm pondering WHY THE FUCK YOU COULDN'T HAVE JUST STUCK TO THE POPE HE'S A NICE BLOKE REALLY.

*facepalm*

Yours with love and also a Catholic heart OF THE ONE TRUE FAITH,

~Colleen

Dear Martin Luther,

Look, you didn't have to be that nasty to Zwingli.

No, really, you didn't. Shot yourself in the foot there.

Yours as FOLLOWER OF THE ANTI-CHRIST,

~Colleen

Dear the library,

Why do you have no books? You are the library, it is your damned FUNCTION IN LIFE. And locking the ones I need away because there's no librarian on duty? NOT ON.

~Colleen



Needless to say, my essay is not going well and I am not best pleased with the Reformation at the moment. And it is 8.20pm and I am in the library. This is not right.

~Hathy_Col~