No, kids, I'm joking. Honestly.
Nov. 14th, 2005 08:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hathycolDear Protestants,
I love you all. I do. I think sectenarianism is a Bad Thing and we are all Christians and so on and so forth, and I love all world religions and seriously, you know me, it's all good.
Tonight, though, I'm pondering WHY THE FUCK YOU COULDN'T HAVE JUST STUCK TO THE POPE HE'S A NICE BLOKE REALLY.
*facepalm*
Yours with love and also a Catholic heart OF THE ONE TRUE FAITH,
~Colleen
Dear Martin Luther,
Look, you didn't have to be that nasty to Zwingli.
No, really, you didn't. Shot yourself in the foot there.
Yours as FOLLOWER OF THE ANTI-CHRIST,
~Colleen
Dear the library,
Why do you have no books? You are the library, it is your damned FUNCTION IN LIFE. And locking the ones I need away because there's no librarian on duty? NOT ON.
~Colleen
Needless to say, my essay is not going well and I am not best pleased with the Reformation at the moment. And it is 8.20pm and I am in the library. This is not right.
~Hathy_Col~
I love you all. I do. I think sectenarianism is a Bad Thing and we are all Christians and so on and so forth, and I love all world religions and seriously, you know me, it's all good.
Tonight, though, I'm pondering WHY THE FUCK YOU COULDN'T HAVE JUST STUCK TO THE POPE HE'S A NICE BLOKE REALLY.
*facepalm*
Yours with love and also a Catholic heart OF THE ONE TRUE FAITH,
~Colleen
Dear Martin Luther,
Look, you didn't have to be that nasty to Zwingli.
No, really, you didn't. Shot yourself in the foot there.
Yours as FOLLOWER OF THE ANTI-CHRIST,
~Colleen
Dear the library,
Why do you have no books? You are the library, it is your damned FUNCTION IN LIFE. And locking the ones I need away because there's no librarian on duty? NOT ON.
~Colleen
Needless to say, my essay is not going well and I am not best pleased with the Reformation at the moment. And it is 8.20pm and I am in the library. This is not right.
~Hathy_Col~
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Date: 2005-11-14 10:30 pm (UTC)You try being married to Catherine of Aragon. You'd want a divorce, too.
Lots of love,
Henry VIII
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Date: 2005-11-14 11:05 pm (UTC)Look, Catherine was a nice girl. Quite fit in her day, too. You were only a reformer as long as Anne was alive, and look where THAT led.
You shouldn't have been so arrogant to Charle V. He might have let the Pope be a bit nicer to you then, but no. You got all uppity after Pavia, Charles V then crushes all of Europe, more or less, and takes the Pope captive. You know Charles. Nice boy, your nephew through Catherine.
Really, I don't blame him.
Besides - six wives and one son? Do you not think the problem might lie with you, hun?
Cowering in terror as the lecture is on you tomorrow,
~Colleen