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[hathycol]

This is TMI. Erm, sort of. Erm, you just might not want to know. So it's under a cut.

Yeah, okay, I can't deny it anymore because my bras are suddenly not fitting properly.

I wouldn't mind if I was just getting bigger because I was eating more, but that isn't it because everything else I own fits just fine. I need to find a tape measure and do this properly, because basically?

I am growing and I haven't had any increase in bra size since I was 15. This disturbs me somewhat, mostly because I'm fairly nicely shaped in that department as it is and also because I cannot afford more bras.

By the way, before anyone brings it up, they've not changed in any other way or any of the "DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON" breast cancer sort of way. They're just... bigger. And I've noticed this for a week, but put off saying anything in case I was wrong. But nope, there is definite increase.

Hmmm. *peers downwards* I'm not sure if this a good thing or not.

eta: and it just gets more TMI-y in the comments because hell, I have no shame.I WARNED YOU.

Comments

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Oh, God.

It makes dancing just that bit more interesting. I never realised what a habint leaping a certain way had become and now I have to adjust it slightly. Yay!

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

One day, Colleen, I am going to write a novel. And it shall be entitled "Colleen's Adventures With Microgynon 30", whether or not there is in fact a character called Colleen in the novel. Just thought you'd want to know. *g*

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

I want an authors note. Otherwise I will cry. And then be angry. And then flail a bit.

I aim to entertain. I'm finding this whole experience very entertaining except for the random crying. And even that's becoming funny, frankly.

[sevenhelz.livejournal.com]

I'VE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT FOR MONTHS! AND EVERYONE TELLS ME IT'S A GOOD THING! HOW IS MY BREASTS HURTING A GOOD THING????!!! HOW IS A SUDDEN LACK OF PERKINESS GOOD??? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAVE MADE MY BREASTS ANY BETTER THAN THEY WERE ANYWAY?

okay arrogant ranty bit over. it is the hormones, i'm afraid, or i'm going to assume it is because it has indeed happened to me. i seem to have gone up about half a cup size, which is annoying. they just feel heavy, and sometimes they do hurt - they need a lot more support :( the thing is i've lost weight too - i mean (as everyone points out) ste's not complaining but i don't feel right like this. and it's my body, not his. i'd rather it had stayed roughly the same :( it's like, i was happy with my body before, and then it leaned more toward the popular view of what it should be like, and now i don't like it. i don't really blame people for not understanding... but if that's how you feel too, maybe i'm not stoopid after all...
fleh.
xx

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

My breasts are fucking awesome, basically. They are my BESTEST EVER feature, are perky enough for not wearing a bra to matter when it's the right type of t-shirt, big enough for all the good fun without the back pain. Everyone is happy. Especially me because it means I have revealing tops and I know how to use them.

I have no pain from them, but they are slightly more sensitive than normal in the shower etc. Other than that, they're the same. But bigger. So I'm holding judgement because it might be okay, but dammit, I want them to stay the same. It's the one bit of my body I'm completely happy with! I can totally understand the not wanting to change thing.

Regarding Simon - well, um, if he's reading this, erm, sorry I didn't bring it up on the phone and I'll see you in three days and sorry again for mentioning it but it's not the kind of thing you can drop into a conversation? "Hey! I have housing! Also, a bigger bra size! TODAY IS JUST PEACHY!"

Erm, yeah.

[me-and.livejournal.com]

I've just had to claim Dilbert as the reason my mum could hear me laughing over music two rooms away. I blame you.

[sevenhelz.livejournal.com]

your breasts were awesome to begin with ;_;

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

Well, duh. You have eyes, of course you can tell that!

[hammer-strike.livejournal.com]

Ok I know you had a cut in the main entry... and then an edit warning me about the comments... SO WHY DID I READ ON!

*claws at eyes*

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

I did warn you.

[me-and.livejournal.com]

Because you are a masochist. Welcome to the club

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

I refuse to feel guilty because I warned you.

[hammer-strike.livejournal.com]

Oh and I forgot to say:

Hehehehehe boobs

Ok I'm done now.