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Jan. 15th, 2007 01:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hathycolI have deliberately put my comfy-but-ugly Primark y-front girl pants on this morning so that I cannot put them on my head. I imagine by the time I take my jeans off to attempt the crowning-with-pants a kind person will lead me from the exam room.
Here's hoping, anyway. I haven't shaved my legs in a while, so it wouldn't be a pretty sight if I did try.
Also I had a dream last night about Davy Jones being the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Galadriel being a transsexual. Um.
To anyone listening: if you could arrange for the gobbets to be the ones I already know, that would be fab. And for there to be a zippy question that I can answer. Oh, and a warm sports hall because today is fucking freezing as it is, what with the gales and all.
STOMACH THIS IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE TIME. I think I'm having growing proof that stress is a big factor too.
I will so not be as nervous for the other exams because they are not quite so awful. I always don't do as well as I should in modern history exams. ARGLE.
Here's hoping, anyway. I haven't shaved my legs in a while, so it wouldn't be a pretty sight if I did try.
Also I had a dream last night about Davy Jones being the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Galadriel being a transsexual. Um.
To anyone listening: if you could arrange for the gobbets to be the ones I already know, that would be fab. And for there to be a zippy question that I can answer. Oh, and a warm sports hall because today is fucking freezing as it is, what with the gales and all.
STOMACH THIS IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE TIME. I think I'm having growing proof that stress is a big factor too.
I will so not be as nervous for the other exams because they are not quite so awful. I always don't do as well as I should in modern history exams. ARGLE.
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Date: 2007-01-15 05:27 pm (UTC)And for there to be a zippy question that I can answer.
I AM A FOOL, because the first time I read that, I thought "what the hell kind of exam is it where she gets questions on Zippy (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/spockette/nzip.jpg) that she can't answer?" And then I worked out what you meant and there was much *facepalm*ing.
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Date: 2007-01-15 06:19 pm (UTC)...if you get as far as the crowning with pants, will you direct us to pictures?Good luck! ...I now realise it is quarter past six, and therefore rather late, but good luck anyway. Good luck in all the other ones!Also I had a dream last night about Davy Jones being the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Galadriel being a transsexual. Um. I think this is fair recompense for the fact that you infiltrated my dreams last night to tell my mother I was gay. That was A Bit Odd, really.
I hope your exam was warm, otherwise I would suggest burning exam papers for warmth. *g*
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Date: 2007-01-15 07:13 pm (UTC)stress is indeed a factor. when you've got an exam coming up it might be worth making sure you have no wheat for two or three days, and perhaps some natural yoghurt. get used to the idea that it's going to be uncomfortable, though - unless you're so confident about the exam/interview/audition/meeting the parents that it doesn't affect you, you probably need to be pretty careful.
love and hugs.
xx