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So today I remembered that I have to write a gobbet. For Friday. Except I have no time the rest of this week because I especially put it aside to work on my divinity essay. Now I am frantically mainlining Wikipedia and Pic 'n' Mix and attempting not to just give up and drown myself in the sink.

I worked doubly hard last night so I could spend tonight gently catching up on tutorial reading and go to bed early and just work a bit harder tomorrow.

To make matters better, my mother phoned me this evening. She was telling me what's been going on, I told her about the minor diplomatic incident over the President of Nigeria's son's iron, chatting is had. And then she mentions that she's going to a hen party in September, where they will be having a pole dancing lesson.

My 43 year old mother has aged remarkably well, and has lost lots of weight, and is generally considered to be a very attractive lady. However, she is and remains my mother.

Also MO2006 turns me into a babbling, stupid idiot and I say nothing intelligent at all. EVER.

So not only am I working incredibly hard, I also have no soul left. Excuse me while I just drown myself in chocolate raisins and jelly beans whilst coughing.