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May. 3rd, 2007 10:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hathycolArgh!
Today we have a cleaning inspection. It is quite an important one. You see, we failed the last one and we're going to be charged if we fail this one. So, yesterday we scrubbed and we cleaned. I did the kitchen, which is quite the achievement if you've ever seen our kitchen. All in all, it is a Good Job All Around and we all spent last night being very careful and cleaning up the slightest bit of mess, etc, etc.
Today, of course, Corinne, She Of The Pungent Odour, is at home. This is a rare occasion. The last few times she has been home - about once a week - the following things have happened:
1. She put a hole through the wall. On my side. Cue plaster being walked everywhere.
2. Left her washing up. Some of it has been there for three weeks now. It's driving us all, collectively, bananas. Of course, she doesn't notice, because she's not here, and then looks horrified that it wasn't done in her absence. What does she expect?
Her boyfriend is also here. This is just as bad, given that he smells just as badly and leaves just as much mess everywhere, particularly in the form of washing up and leaving the toilet seat up.
So I've come home from work, and I'v cleaned the house again and I don't want to wake Katie up because she's ill - I may have inadvertantly done so, for which I apologise - but I need to hoover again and oh my god I can't wait until next year when everyone I live with I have chosen to do so.
And we fail this bloody cleaning inspection, she's footing the bill.
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In other news, I've had five hours sleep and have about a thousands words to spin out today. This is a very, very bad essay.
Today we have a cleaning inspection. It is quite an important one. You see, we failed the last one and we're going to be charged if we fail this one. So, yesterday we scrubbed and we cleaned. I did the kitchen, which is quite the achievement if you've ever seen our kitchen. All in all, it is a Good Job All Around and we all spent last night being very careful and cleaning up the slightest bit of mess, etc, etc.
Today, of course, Corinne, She Of The Pungent Odour, is at home. This is a rare occasion. The last few times she has been home - about once a week - the following things have happened:
1. She put a hole through the wall. On my side. Cue plaster being walked everywhere.
2. Left her washing up. Some of it has been there for three weeks now. It's driving us all, collectively, bananas. Of course, she doesn't notice, because she's not here, and then looks horrified that it wasn't done in her absence. What does she expect?
Her boyfriend is also here. This is just as bad, given that he smells just as badly and leaves just as much mess everywhere, particularly in the form of washing up and leaving the toilet seat up.
So I've come home from work, and I'v cleaned the house again and I don't want to wake Katie up because she's ill - I may have inadvertantly done so, for which I apologise - but I need to hoover again and oh my god I can't wait until next year when everyone I live with I have chosen to do so.
And we fail this bloody cleaning inspection, she's footing the bill.
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In other news, I've had five hours sleep and have about a thousands words to spin out today. This is a very, very bad essay.
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Date: 2007-05-03 09:41 am (UTC)Gah! He should spend some time with my Mum. After the last time I lived with her, putting the seat down is so ingrained in me that I also do so in mens' toilets in pubs and work!